Soviet postcard, 1955

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

26 | F | situationship is so over, aah we're so back. living rent free in ur head, serving delulu schizocore blink182-stepson thinspo CUNT w rizz in my yassified batemanpilled oppenheimer era. its giving touch grass or cagematch, zaddy.

Bitch daughter/Bastard son

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

ok so nobody got in trouble in school?

Got charged with terroristic threat by my school when I ended an English essay with 'I hope you choke on a dildo and die' because my English teacher failed me for a poem that won a competition.

Got in trouble for reading a book in English class after i finished all my assignments two weeks early.

Got accused of a bomb threat by proxy because one of the kids where i usually sit was playing with a paper bag that said "potentially hazardous" and accidentally left it on the ground.

I think the former was worse.

Got yelled at and given detention for playing ABBA’s Dancing Queen from my phone. Nobody explained why I was in trouble.

Turned out, that particular song was the school’s alarm for “there is an armed intruder on campus” and I had no idea about it until it happened and we were suddenly in lockdown.

Had too many free periods near the end of highschool and constructed a high-impact rapid-reloading pencil launcher out of a friend's broken umbrella.

I got three day suspension and the office staff were dicking around shooting each other with it after I was sent home.

hello everyone let’s stop looking back and wondering if things could have been different, it’s never gonna happen! love you

kenergy

because they were fucking good!

oh so when a so-called "ARCHAEOLOGIST" goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled "MUSEUMS" it's all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-

Bro if I die you can raid my tomb

thank you so much! you wouldn't have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD'S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?

Nah bro you're cool

sweet! now if you'll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:

Yessiree

hey what's your name there

Ahh good ol’ Unnecromancable Dave, got another one

i love asexuality i love asexuals with a complex relationship to sex i love asexuals with a very simple relationship to sex i love asexuals who's definition of asexuality and aromanticism blend together and arent seperate i love asexuals who's asexuality is just a very minor part of their identity i love asexuals who's asexuality is a very big factor of their identity I LOVE ASEXUALITY !!!!